"55Buick, Oversteer Scientist" (55Buick)
03/07/2015 at 19:05 • Filed to: Lizards scare me
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"55Buick, Oversteer Scientist" (55Buick)
03/07/2015 at 19:05 • Filed to: Lizards scare me | 2
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I was out in the garage cleaning the bumper of the buick just now. I decided to go inside to get an old toothbrush, when I look down and there's a MASSIVE FUCKING LIZARD (9-12 inches) about 2 inches from my knee. I got up (this time to get a long stick to push him out of the garage with) and took a picture when all of the sudden he runs into the corner of my garage. how do I get him out without a) him running further into the garage, b) me losing sight of him or c) the lizard dying. Help me oppo! Pic very related
jkm7680
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 19:08 |
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Just let him chill, he won't do anything.
Clay Smith's Revenge
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 19:10 |
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Leave the garage door cracked slightly and put a small, shallow bowl of water just outside. When he starts dehydrating he'll sense the water and exit your garage
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 19:11 |
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Nibby
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 19:11 |
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Do you have a sister or girlfriend/S.O?
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55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
> Clay Smith's Revenge
03/07/2015 at 19:17 |
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Good suggestion, I'll try that
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55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
> Nibby
03/07/2015 at 19:17 |
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2 sisters...They'll probably be terrified if they see it so that's why I'm trying to get him out. Otherwise I'd be happy to just let him chill and eat spiders...
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Nibby
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 19:18 |
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Put him under one of your sisters' blankets.
Baeromez
> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 20:00 |
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That, my friend, is a gecko. Let him roam as he pleases, he'll eat bugs for you.
Actually, that might be a lizard. I can't tell.
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> 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
03/07/2015 at 20:37 |
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Yeah that lizard is too small to worry about (by my South Texas standards anyway) - I agree with the others he eats bugs he's good to have around. He might hide in the garage for a bit, but he doesn't really want to be in your house and will eventually leave.